Total Medals Earned: 519 (From 95 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,080 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/135 points)
Achieve 1,000 points!
Achieve 1,500 points!
Achieve 2,000 points!
Medals Earned: 8/100 (40/500 points)
Find it to unlock it!
The sales pitch!
Find EVERTHING!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Follow me at Twitter.
Check out Newgrounds!
Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Submit your score.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (165/500 points)
You killed Link before he could kill you.
You stomped on a Kirby.
Sonic stepped on your foot.
You completed the stupid tutorial.
You triumphed over the Kirbies and beat the first level.
You found a hidden 1up and gained an extra life.
You found a hidden ring and obtained a shield.
You hutned down a Zubat.
You beat Link and completed Level 2.
You dodged the Squirtles and completed Level 3.
You won the game without touching any spikes.
You broke a Squirtle in half.
You outflew the Zubats and completed Level 4.
You battled some old foes and completed Level 5.
You stomped on Sonic's face and beat the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/34 (15/500 points)
Completed the tutorial
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
Bought the Illustrated book
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (55/140 points)
Find Darnell to join Pico in an Uberkid killing ramage
Find Nene to join Pico in an Uberkid killing ramage
25 Uberkid Kills
3 Uberkid Exploder Kills
2 Uberkid Shooters Kills
2 Uberkid Unicycle Boomerangers Kills
Help Pico find both Nene & Darnell so a serious gun-fight can begin
50 Uberkid Kills
100 Uberkid Kills
300 Uberkid Kills